I was recently standing in line at the Monster Jam Truck Show and I was kinda like spacing off into space when I heard this " Hey,Weirdo with the Beardo " so I looked around to see who he was talking to,when it struck me,he was talking to me. I was the only one in line that had a beard,then I heard "Hey Duck Commander lets go!" .So spantaneously I said "quack quack quack quack" everyone in line bust out laughin' This was not the first time I had been called out because I had a beard,so I started thinkin' back of all the names I had been called:

1. Jesus
2. Moses
3. Jeremiah Johnson
4. Grizzly Adams
5. Rip Van Winkle
6. Osama
7. Whiskers
8. Hillbilly
9. Rasmussen
10. Santa Claus
and my favorite ZZ L w 2